Humor

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Quote: "When I was a teenager I got fired from my job at a pet store. The thing is, they had these three snakes, and I braided them. I tried to sell them as a rare, three-headed snake from Connecticut." - Stephen Wright

Joke: A cowboy walks into a saloon with an amphibian perched on the brim of his hat.  He says to the bartender, "A sarsaparilla for me and a bowl of fresh water for Tiny here." "Why do you call him Tiny?" asks the bartender. "Obviously," says the cowboy, "because he's my newt."

Frank and Ernest

Joke: A tortoise is walking along one day, and gets mugged by a gang of snails. A police officer arrives at the scene of the crime, and says, "Can you describe the assailants?" The tortoise replies, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"